The Swiss Army Knife of the Future (Take Two)
November 30th, 2008Note: this is a follow-up to this post, where I invoked the power of the Lazy Web to consider the future of the world’s most famous tool.

Originally developed in 1897, the Swiss Army Knife (SAK) is an icon of design and a brand legend. It’s one of those rarified objects that have reached metaphorical status, crossing cultural divides to become a euphuism for utilitarian dependability. Although the SAK is best known for its array of handy tools, perhaps its most useful function is as a barometer of societal change, a steel-forged mirror reflecting how our technology, economics and politics have evolved over the last century.
Over the last 100+ years the Swiss Army Knife has morphed with the times, adjusting to the shifting needs of both the modern solider and the weekend warrior. When it was first introduced the inaugural SAK featured the essential tools of the 19th century day: a cutting blade, a screwdriver, a can opener and a punch. The latest high tech version (circa 2007) features a laser pointer, a digital clock, an LED light and a USB flash drive. A commemorative version issued in 2006 is a portable encyclopedia of a century of human technological progress: appropriately called The Giant, it’s nearly 9 inches thick and has 85 features (see this LunchOverIP post for the complete list).
More than a tool, the SAK is also a pocket-sized victim of globalization, a cross-cultural artifact of the global economy. Since its inception the SAK has been produced exclusively by Swiss companies. But in 2007, when the Swiss government was looking to commission more knives for the Swiss army, it was required by WTO rules to open the bid to companies around the world, not just the two native Swiss manufacturers.
One thing that hasn’t changed is Swiss nationalism. The iconic logo represents the enduring Swiss values of neutrality and practicality (leave it to the Swiss to develop a weapon that at its core is militarily benign - not many brigades have surrendered under the threat of a pocket knife siege- and yet universally practical).
As a harbinger of social and technological change, what can we expect from the Swiss Army Knife of the future? What features will it incorporate in 25 or 50 years that will be indispensible to soldiers and citizens of the future? I posed this question recently to a handful of colleagues; here are their responses:
“I’d assume access to ultra-compact high-density power supplies, so consider a Swiss Army Knife with a built-in plasma torch. Also a retractable reel of carbon nano-fiber cablewith tiny motor drive for emergency building descents a la McGyver. Oh, and a built-in sdr (software defined radio) to call the paramedics when one accidentally slices off their fingers with the nano-cable.”
Randal Moss, CEO, The World’s Most Dangerous Company:
“The SAK will follow the ultra personalization trend that everything is going towards. SAKs will first off be custom manufactured to meet specific needs and more importantly fit perfectly in your hand. Forget the features - it is all about YOUR KNIFE. Using biometrics your hand size will go into the SAK manufacturing database and they will select blade size and handle contour to fit you like a glove. SAKs will have a bio lock preventing anyone other than you from opening it and accessing the features. SAKs will be wimax linked devices and carry internal flash memory to hold and disburse select data. SAKs will carry eHealth records, as well as come with options to record and catalog certain biological metrics.
The knives will forgo steel and instead employ ceramic polymers for ease of use when traveling, as well as saving weight. Leather punches will be replaced with laser pointers, and heat sources (think flameless lighter). The magnifying glass will be replaced with an optical scanner that can access databases via wimax to identify millions of objects and present data about them to you via onboard speaker, or save the data for future access.
An on board microphone will link into a global system of language translation programs and provide near simultaneous translation, as well as reverse translation. Of course each SAK will also come with a GPS geo-locater to tell you, and whom ever else you want to know exactly where you are, and give directions on demand.
”Water purification/’lab on a chip’ tester; Cholesterol and blood sugar check; Language decoder (for those of us westerners who think it’s everyone else’s job to learn to speak English).”
Bob Treadway, futurist:
”Truth detector; Adjustable laser instead of metal knife, pliers, file, etc.; Locator and emergency communicator for those lost in the wilderness; Zero point source or high efficiency solar power supply; Cloaking system to allow it to be carried past the TSA-equivalent of the future.”
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